Lazy

Lazy, that’s me.  When I get home from work I just want to veg out in front of the T.V.  A bad use of time, I know.  I want to write a book.  I want to write a new song.  I want to lose 40 more pounds.  These goals weigh on my conscious and compete for my time.  And then I go and add – I want to blog every day about my existence.  So I don’t participate in any of my goals and veg out on the latest recorded Flash episode.

Well no more!  I’ve at least been losing weight so I can blog about that right?  Since January 6, 2017 I’ve lost over 30 lbs.  It all started as a competition at work.  Who could lose the most by March 3rd.  I won!  I lost 25.5 lbs which was over 9% of my body weight and pocketed $120.  I started the competition at a very unhealthy 277 lbs.  I was miserable.  I huffed and puffed putting my clothes and shoes on each morning, much less traversing the 3 stories in the parking garage at work.

Today I feel invigorated with 30 lbs shed on my way to 75 lbs.  I’ve done it before.   I’ve lost 85 lbs before and got back to the size I was when I left high school.  How did I get big again?  I swore I’d never get that big again but it’s so easy to slip up.  An extra taco here, extra large fries there and slowly your your stomach expands and before you know it – major obesity.  And once that stomach expands it wants more.  It doesn’t help that work stress kicks in and I eat food for comfort.  Food and plopping in front of the T.V. does it.

How’d I get this weight loss started again?  I eat within my allotted calories and eat whatever I want.  I use the app Lose It! religiously.  I use the app Runkeeper and walk 2 miles (as of this post) per day.  I’ve bought a weight bench to go with the set of weights that have been in the closet of 10 years and I’m currently reading Weight Training for Dummies preparing my workout schedule.  I plan to start mixing in the weight training with my walking next week.

I still come home from work tired and wanting to veg but I get my workout done first.  Then I eat a sensible 500-600 calorie dinner.  Then I plop down in front of the TV and watch the latest Supernatural or Grimm.  One day I’ll get to that novel and song but I at least got my blog updated.  With the healthy weight loss routine I’m adding more days to my life, so there will be time for song and novel.

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Jerk

I’m a jerk, I’m a lover
I’m a child, I’m a father
I’m a sinner, I’m a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I’m your hell, I’m your dream
I’m nothing in between
You know you wouldn’t want it any other way

The male version of the ever popular “I’m a Bitch” by Meredith Brooks

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All My Heroes Are Leaving

File Mar 18, 7 05 58 PMGetting old is not fun as is, but having to watch all your Heroes you worshiped or followed or cared about start passing away makes it even more difficult.  Of course watching family, aunts and uncles, maybe a parent leave this mortal coil is certainly devastating but second is watching your heroes pass.  Today we lost a guitar Hero for many guitarist, Chuck Berry has passed on.

I can remember being a child and watching my mom on the piano, or my cousins and their band, play Johnny B. Goode.  That’s what we did on a Saturday night in Louisiana and you were dirt poor farmers.  The family got together and jammed.  Chuck Berry tunes, Jerry Lee Lewis tunes, that’s what I remember and that is where I got the music bug.

My favorite Chuck Berry album is London Chuck Berry Sessions.  One side live, he was opening for Pink Floyd believe or not, and one side studio.  The live side showed what a great performer and crowd pleaser Chuck was.  Here Chuck was, in London, playing in front of Pink Floyd fans and he won them over.  Reelin’ and a Rockin’, My Ding-a-ling and of course finishing up with Johnny B. Goode were all powerful and enthusiastic.  I can pretty much sing/talk the whole My ding-a-ling song, that’s how much I listened to that album.  The studio side is great too, containing five great boogie woogie and blues numbers.  Just a great album.

Rest in Peace Chuck Berry.

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Life is like a….

6DE6DBA4-651A-42A3-897A-F22060029D99-324-0000001A4B49DBBAYou were going to assume i was going to say box of chocolates?  No.  I heard an aptly defined analogy for Life tonight at a business dinner.  Life is like a roll of toilet paper.  When you get a new roll there is plenty of paper, it unrolls slowly and there are no worries.

Over the course of unraveling the roll you deal with a lot of shit (that one I threw in…seemed appropriate) much like life.  As you get closer to the end of the roll it seems to unravel faster and faster and you start to worry about running out of paper leaving you stuck with a dirty ass.

I think the analogy fits perfectly.  I’d have to say that my toilet paper roll is about 3/4 gone and it does seem to be unrolling faster than I’d like.  I’ve certainly dealt with plenty of shit over the years and will continue to do so.

I wonder if I could get some t-shirts made and sell them with the slogan – “Life is like a roll of toilet paper”?  I’m going to hit up my Zazzle account and try that.  Link to be posted soon.

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Spring Forward

spring-forwardI hate to Spring Forward.  I like the extra sunlight after work but man is it hard to get up for work that first Monday after changing the clocks.  This morning was tough.  If we can’t get rid of daylight savings here in my state I propose we should move the clock changing to 2:00 a.m. Saturday morning.  That way we have Sunday to get acclimated to the new time.  Or better yet we start changing the clock on Wednesday in 15 minute increments so by the time we get to Sunday it’s one hour forward and the physical and mental impact is minimal.

Every year the time change feels like jet lag from a trip to the east coast (I live in the central time zone) to attend an 8:00 a.m. meeting.  Ever have one of those business trips?  Those suck.  The night before the meeting you wake up every 30 minutes to check the clock, worried you’re going to miss the meeting cause its with the CEO or some V.P.  You go into work and start chugging coffee like gatorade after a 5K run.  I say 5K because I don’t think I’d want to walk much less run more than that.

Anyway, I’ve sprung forward and by Friday I should be acclimated.  Like right now it’s 11:45 p.m. but my body thinks old time and it’s only 10:45.

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A Nice bookend to the weekend

IMG_7626Sunday is usually pretty dead as far as planned activities.  Today though was a day for family.  I started the day with breakfast with the wife and our 2 year old grandson.  He is entertaining though a bit headstrong when he gets an idea in his head.  About mid morning my oldest, and father of said grandson, texted asking if I wanted to go see the movie Logan.  Sure why not.

Logan is the latest Marvel movie so of course I’m going to like it regardless but the story was compelling.  I won’t give away the movie ending but the characters are based in the Marvel Universe even though the story is not.  It’s completely out of sync with the MU.  But it was good.  NOT a kid movie.  Language and blood, lots of blood.

After the movie we had plans for the 3 sons and wives/girlfriends to come over and cook steak and chicken on the grill to celebrate the oldest’s 27th birthday.  All 3 sons were present, we were missing only one girlfriend and one step-grandson.  It was enjoyable grilling for them and watching them interact.  They rarely spend time talking with each other, I want them to stay close and be able to text and talk to each other.  Something I don’t do with my own 3 brothers.

The day wound down with catching up on recorded TV shows with the wife.  And now off to read some of my book – Horizon by Tabitha Lord.

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WordPress eh?

I miss blogging.  I was blogging when blogging was unknown (May 2000) and us bloggers were a small community that followed each other and gave comments to each other.  Hell I’m still friends with a number of bloggers on Facebook and Twitter when we all made the leap to mainstream social media.  But I miss it.  Sharing my thoughts and opinions with a few followers and reading their thoughts and opinions was something I looked forward to daily.  Reading about peoples lives as they evolved from single to married to families and such.  I blogged religiously.  I had my own domain and the name evolved from “Bits and Feces” to just “Ozone Ferd”.  I wish I still had all those postings.  That was 10 years, I think, of journaling with pictures and thoughts. I nuked it all and shut it down.  A shame.    *sigh*

So I found this WordPress app sitting in my purchased list on the iTunes store.  I downloaded the app to my iPad and here we are.  Let’s see where this takes me.  Its a new dawn and this is my Bits of Feces.

If you want to know a bit more about me check out my About page.

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Nookie

I bought a Nook. Actually bought two. On sale this week, the HD+ with 32 Gb is $179. Couldn’t pass that up. I’ve officially quit using my ipad except for this one magazine subscription that I paid for annually up front. No way to cancel it until next year renewal. I’m liking the nook. It does exactly what I need, no more no less. My ipad was filled with apps that I never used. The nook, I’m finding, is a great reader, great social media reader, and with ability to use google apps from the Playstore, I’m all set. One surprise, it came with a Microsoft office lite version for reading documents but with $15 I can get the full blown version. I think I’m going to take that offer.

Why switch from ipad you may ask? I have an ipad 1. Bought it way back in 2009. So you can imagine how slow it is and apps were starting crash regularly. And i just couldn’t bring myself to spending another $750 or so just to read books and magazines and comic books. So the nook is perfect. And the wife got one too.

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Baseball Season Has Started

Spent the afternoon at a baseball park watching the Patriots play a double header.  6-2 win in the first game and a 6-6 tie the second.  Cody got to close out the second game pitching.  Unfortunately he came in with bases loaded and score 6-1.  He gave a few hits that unfortunately tied the game but in the 6th inning he shut then down.  Vintage Cody.  His hitting was excellent though.  He had a two run double.

All I can say is thank goodness for summer baseball.  High school baseball was very difficult to watch.  The caliber of play was little league level.


We’ll be at a ballpark every weekend from now until mid august.  We’ll make a trip to Atlanta at the end of june and then another trip to ft Meyers Florida at the end of July.  

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Iron Man 3…

I know this movie is making money hand over fist but I’ve also heard that comic book aficionados don’t particularly care for it.  I’m a comic book geek and I thought it was OK but disappointing.

I can see why a lot of true blue comic book geeks would not like it.  It’s blasphemy what they did to the Mandarin.  Just blasphemy.  That is not the Mandarin from the comic books.  Certainly no the Arch-foe that is prominent in the comics.  They were able to weave in Advanced Idea Mechanics (A.I.M.) though A.I.M. isn’t A.I.M. without MODOK leading the bee keepers right? (wink wink).  And they threw in extremis which is pretty recent Iron Man stuff.  I’ll have to go back and reread the issues with extremis to see just how close to the story they stayed.  Maya was definitely the Dr. that came up with the stuff and she did sleep with Stark.  But then who doesn’t.  Iron Patriot is not Iron Patriot without Norman Osbourne, Nuff said.  So it seems like they pulled story lines and characters from different years and created a mashup Iron Man story that rambled.

So as a comic book geek I gotta give it an average 3 star movie.  It’s got some excitement but the villain is disappointing.  The Mandarin is just…. ugh.  Disappointing.  Go see it though.  It’s entertaining if you aren’t aware of the Iron Man history.

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